Last updated: April 24, 2025
Welcome to Nolife.uk! These Terms & Conditions ("Terms") govern your access to and use of Nolife.uk (the "Service"), provided by Nolife ("we," "us," or "our"). By accessing or using the Service, you agree to be bound by these Terms.
By accessing or using the Service, you agree to these Terms in their entirety. If you do not agree to these Terms, you may not access or use the Service.
Important: Using our Service in any way constitutes acceptance of these Terms. If you're accessing the Service on behalf of a company or other entity, you represent that you have the authority to bind that entity to these Terms.
You must be at least 13 years old to use the Service. By using the Service, you represent and warrant that you are at least 13 years old.
Some features or portions of the Service may have different age requirements, which will be specified where relevant. If you are under the age of 18, you should review these Terms with a parent or guardian to ensure you understand them.
You may be required to create an account to access certain features of the Service. You agree to provide accurate, current, and complete information during the registration process and to update such information to keep it accurate, current, and complete.
You are responsible for safeguarding your account credentials and for all activities that occur under your account. You must notify us immediately of any unauthorized use of your account or any other breach of security.
You are solely responsible for any content you post, upload, or otherwise make available on the Service ("User Content"). You agree not to post, upload, or make available any User Content that violates these Terms or any applicable laws or regulations.
You retain ownership of your User Content, but by posting it, you grant us a worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free license to use, reproduce, modify, publish, and distribute your User Content in connection with the operation and provision of the Service.
You agree to use the Service only for lawful purposes and in accordance with these Terms. You agree not to use the Service:
Our Privacy Policy governs the collection, use, and disclosure of your personal information. By using the Service, you consent to the collection, use, and disclosure of your personal information as described in our Privacy Policy.
We value your privacy and are committed to protecting your personal information. We encourage you to review our Privacy Policy to understand our practices regarding your personal data.
All intellectual property rights in the Service, including but not limited to copyright, trademarks, and trade secrets, are owned by us or our licensors.
The Service contains proprietary content, information, and material that is protected by intellectual property and other laws. You agree not to remove, alter, or obscure any copyright, trademark, service mark, or other proprietary rights notices incorporated in or accompanying the Service.
Subject to your compliance with these Terms, we grant you a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable, revocable license to use the Service for your personal, non-commercial use.
This license does not allow you to:
If you provide us with any feedback or suggestions regarding the Service ("Feedback"), you hereby assign to us all rights in such Feedback and agree that we shall have the right to use and fully exploit such Feedback in any manner we deem appropriate.
We will treat any Feedback you provide to us as non-confidential and non-proprietary.
You agree not to:
Note: We take violations of these prohibited activities seriously and reserve the right to investigate and take appropriate legal action against anyone who, in our sole discretion, violates these provisions, including without limitation, reporting you to law enforcement authorities.
We may terminate or suspend your access to the Service at any time, with or without cause, and with or without notice.
Upon termination, your right to use the Service will immediately cease. If your access to the Service is terminated or suspended, we may, without limitation:
All provisions of these Terms which by their nature should survive termination shall survive termination, including, without limitation, ownership provisions, warranty disclaimers, indemnity, and limitations of liability.
THE SERVICE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED. WE DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, TITLE, AND NON-INFRINGEMENT.
We do not warrant that:
You acknowledge and agree that we are not responsible for any user content posted by third parties on the Service, or for the availability or functioning of any third-party websites or services.
IN NO EVENT SHALL WE BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, LOSS OF PROFITS, DATA, USE, GOODWILL, OR OTHER INTANGIBLE LOSSES, ARISING OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH YOUR ACCESS TO OR USE OF THE SERVICE.
Our total liability to you for all claims arising from or relating to these Terms or your use of the Service shall not exceed the amount paid by you, if any, to access or use the Service during the 12 months immediately preceding the date of the most recent claim.
The limitations of damages set forth above are fundamental elements of the basis of the bargain between us and you. Some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or limitation of liability for consequential or incidental damages, so the above limitation may not apply to you.
These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the United Kingdom, without regard to its conflict of law principles.
Any dispute arising from or relating to the subject matter of these Terms shall be finally settled by the courts of the United Kingdom, to which you and we irrevocably submit.
You waive any objection to jurisdiction and venue in such courts. These Terms shall not be governed by the United Nations Convention on Contracts for the International Sale of Goods.
We reserve the right to modify these Terms at any time, effective upon posting the modified Terms on the Service. Your continued use of the Service after any such changes shall constitute your consent to such changes.
We will make reasonable efforts to notify you of any material changes to these Terms, such as through a notice on our website or by sending an email to the address associated with your account.
It is your responsibility to review these Terms periodically for changes. If you do not agree to the modified Terms, you should discontinue your use of the Service.
If you have any questions about these Terms, please contact us through the following method:
We strive to respond to all legitimate inquiries within a reasonable timeframe.