Beta build Expect occasional glitches while we keep shipping.
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nolife.uk is evolving quickly. Register to secure your handle, explore servers, and help us test the realtime stack.
- Fast Jump straight into the dashboard after sign-up — no waitlist.
- Private We only store what we need to authenticate you. Profile polish comes later.
- Iterating Roles, invites, and presence are shipping weekly. Your feedback directs the roadmap.
Register for nolife.uk
Pick a username you can live with. Display name and flair customisation are arriving in future builds.
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