Direct conversations
Ride between threads and friends without losing context. Notifications stay focused on what matters.
Beta build Expect occasional glitches while we keep shipping.
Stay close to your crew with a fast, modern messaging stack.
Spin up servers, grow your communities, and chat in real time without losing your flow. nolife.uk is built for the people who live online, and this beta is where we tighten the bolts with you.
- Realtime Websocket-first core that keeps pings tight and conversations synced.
- Control Roles, profiles, and moderation flows designed for fast-moving communities.
- Focus Notifications that amplify signal and mute the noise when it matters.
Enter the beta
Heads up: features may shift under your feet. Capture bugs in #feedback.
Relay status
Our websocket relay is live and evolving. If you notice any hiccups, a quick refresh usually gets you back in sync.
Built for community velocity
Less ceremony, more signal. Tooling that scales from a duo DM to a multi-server clan without the usual friction.
Command your spaces
Role hierarchies, profile flair, and moderation controls that stay tidy even when raids spike.
- Layered permissions mapped to your crew.
- Profile editor with banners, badges, and presence cues.
- Invite links that expire when you say so.
Signal-rich messages
Pinned highlights, inline media, and status chips keep everyone moving in sync.
Presence you can trust
Realtime indicators powered by a websocket layer we're continuously tuning.
Roadmap, condensed
- SprintStabilise realtime presence and DM delivery receipts.
- Up nextThreaded replies with smarter history syncing.
- LaterGranular audit logs and configurable auto-mod rules.
How you can help
Keep the bug reports coming. Screen recordings and console logs speed up fixes. Drop suggestions in the feedback channel — we read every ping.